Thats Just The Way It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth

dajo42: when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:05:44 -0400

dajo42:

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

ontheiceagain: your gay? Minute

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:54:10 -0400

ontheiceagain:

your gay? Minute

swordsdance:a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:52:51 -0400

swordsdance:

a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

oxyconundrum: ““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:51:48 -0400

oxyconundrum:

““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)

powerjock: factsmyguy: Mood Big Mood

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:39 -0400

powerjock:

factsmyguy:

Mood

Big Mood

calibredgoddess: steprightovertheline: hustleinatrap: ❤️❤️❤️ ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:41:22 -0400

calibredgoddess:

steprightovertheline:

hustleinatrap:

❤️❤️❤️

I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she approached him to confront him about it, and HER OWN security team kind of escorted her away from him. Then the club management came up to him and told him to delete the pictures, so HE left. Like, this is in his own words, because for some reason he thinks this story makes the young woman being photographed without her consent look bad.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/03/27/malia-obama-attacks-conservative-reporter-nyc-club-lucian-wintrich/

In conclusion, the media needs to leave Malia the fuck alone. She’s taking a gap year before going to fucking Harvard, she can party as hard as she damn well pleases.

Reblogging again cause I didn’t know this 👆🏽

turing-tested: pros of being an adult: freedom to do whatever you want cons of being an adult: you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:37:59 -0400

turing-tested:

pros of being an adult: freedom to do whatever you want

cons of being an adult: you don’t have the money to do whatever you want

honey-dippers:God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:37:41 -0400

honey-dippers:

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:37:26 -0400

unaverage-confessions:

Me:

nest:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:37:19 -0400

nest:

whitepeopletwitter: Well damn, Jackie

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:42 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:

Well damn, Jackie

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:34:59 -0400

weepingbouquettyphoon: dashinglyhandsomeninja: thats-tea: LOL

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:29:05 -0400

weepingbouquettyphoon:

dashinglyhandsomeninja:

thats-tea:

LOL

smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn high she can...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:31:30 -0400

smallswingshoes:

gahdamnpunk:

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

Spite goals

rainbowliam: some rich famous person: fuck money, fuck fame, they don’t bring you happiness. me,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:30:40 -0400

rainbowliam:

some rich famous person: fuck money, fuck fame, they don’t bring you happiness.

me, working in retail just to survive:

mothcub: imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:29:05 -0400

mothcub:

imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”

paper-mario-wiki: reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill reminder to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:28:31 -0400

paper-mario-wiki:

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch

nest:this is this guy’s entire tinder bio and i am OBSESSED with...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:25:47 -0400

nest:

this is this guy’s entire tinder bio and i am OBSESSED with how it is phrased

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:24:02 -0400

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:23:55 -0400

gayandstressedout: